Does this onesie make me look fat?
All dressed up for a trip to the park.
I got my first oral vaccine today, yum.
And my first shot, OUCH!
I weighed in at 12 pounds 5 ounces this morning; I am getting fat!
I have discovered my super power. I am able to tinkle around my diaper and clothes directly on to my dad's shirt. I'm not sure what this power is called, but dad says I'm a "pisstidigitator".
Things are good as usual. Mom received a milk-pump from one of my fans, so now I can enjoy milk from a bottle. This lets dad and grandparents provide full service, which is great for all of us. It also lets mom get more sleep.
Auw gwau,
Ro